A D2C founder posted his numbers after firing his third agency: ₹80,000 across four and a half months, zero sales. First they asked for 60 days to show results. Then 90. Then 180. Another put the whole genre in one line: agencies that send "a pretty report every month while the bottom dollar doesn't move."
If you've lived a version of this, the most important sentence in this article is the first one: it wasn't your fault. The bad-agency playbook is engineered to pass a normal buyer's inspection — senior faces in the pitch, juniors on the account, vanity metrics in the report, lock-in in the contract. You weren't careless; you were outplayed by a rehearsed script.
So here's the counter-script. Twelve questions, what a good answer sounds like, and the red flags that mean walk. Yes, we're an agency. An agency teaching you to audit agencies either passes its own test or hands you the tools to catch it — we're comfortable with both.
The four questions about people
1. "Who exactly will work on my account — names, not roles?"
The most documented betrayal in the industry: the strategist pitches, an intern executes. A real answer names humans and their other accounts. A red-flag answer is "our team of experts."
2. "How many clients does that person handle?"
Fifteen-plus accounts per manager means yours gets 2 hours a week of split attention. There's no magic number, but whoever answers instantly and specifically is running a real operation.
3. "Who actually does the work — you, or white-label vendors?"
An anonymous Indian freelancer put it bluntly in a founders' forum: agencies "bill you X and get it executed by people like me at X/10 the price." Outsourcing isn't automatically evil — hiding it is. Ask directly; watch the face.
4. "Can I talk to a client you've had for over a year?"
Not a testimonial screenshot — a phone call. Long-tenure clients are the one credential that can't be faked. Text-only testimonials, as one founder warned, "are easy to fake." So are logos on a slide.
The four questions about money and results
5. "Show me a real (anonymised) report you send clients."
This single question filters half the market. You're looking for revenue, leads, cost-per-lead, and plain-language commentary. If the sample is a rainbow of impressions and reach — that's the pretty-report machine, and you've met its output already.
6. "What results did you get for a business like mine — real numbers?"
The forum-tested phrasing: real CPLs, real funnels, as granular as they'll go. "We've worked with brands in your space" is not an answer; it's an evasion wearing one. And any promise of guaranteed rankings or guaranteed sales is disqualifying — the honest version, as one buyer put it, is someone who "doesn't promise the moon, but outlines what they think they can achieve and how."
7. "What happens at 90 days if nothing's moved?"
Every agency asks for patience; the scam version asks for it repeatedly, after taking the fee. A trustworthy answer pre-commits: here's the checkpoint, here's the metric, here's what we change or refund or how you exit. Moving goalposts — 60 to 90 to 180 — is not strategy, it's stalling on your invoice.
8. "What's the fee, what's the ad spend, and what's marked up?"
Fee and spend must be separate, spend must sit in your payment method, and any percentage-of-spend or markup must be declared. While you're at it: GST invoice, registered entity, proper paperwork. In India the unregistered "agency" that's one guy and a Canva subscription is common enough that buyer guides now list GST hygiene as a trust check. (For what fee levels are even sane at your size, see how to set a digital marketing budget in India.)
The four questions about control
9. "Do I own my ad accounts, pixel and page — and do I keep them if we part ways?"
The nastiest India-common trap. Campaigns run from the agency's accounts mean that when you leave, your data, learnings and pixel history leave with them — hostage-taking dressed as convenience. Everything runs in accounts you own, with the agency added as a partner. Non-negotiable.
10. "What's the lock-in, and what does exit look like?"
Twelve-month lock-ins protect exactly one party, and it isn't you. Month-to-month or a short commitment with a defined exit is the confident agency's posture — it means they expect to be re-hired on results, not contract law.
11. "What will you need from me for this to work?"
Trick question — you're screening for honesty. Marketing fails without product truth, response speed and budget consistency from your side, and a good agency says so upfront. Anyone who claims they'll do it all without you is either lying or planning to do very little.
12. "How much of my creative and copy will be AI-generated, and who directs it?"
The 2026 question. The wrong answers are both extremes: "never, AI is cheating" (you'll pay 2019 production prices out of their fear — here's what that costs you) and "it's all AI, that's how we're so affordable" (you'll get slop, and slop measurably damages brands). The right answer describes a directed pipeline — where AI cuts cost, where humans supply judgment, and how it's disclosed. Full framework: AI or a branding agency?
The sixty-second version
Walk away on any of these, no second meeting: guaranteed results · pitch team ≠ delivery team, and they dodge when asked · ad accounts in their name · 12-month lock-in with vague exits · sample report is all impressions · no client you can call · fee and ad spend blurred together · "learning phase" invoked to explain every bad month.
Lean in on these: named humans with reasonable workloads · real numbers offered before you ask · your accounts, your data · short contracts, defined checkpoints · they tell you what they'll need from you · they show the work, including the mistakes they've seen kill accounts.
One closing reframe. The founders who get burned aren't the ones who trusted — they're the ones who had no test. Trust with a test is how every good client-agency relationship in the country actually runs. Now you have the test.
Use it on us, if you like. Send these twelve questions to any agency you're evaluating — including ours. And if you want to see question 5 answered before you've spent a rupee, our analytics team will audit your current numbers and show you exactly what our monthly reporting looks like: revenue, leads, cost-per-lead, plain words. If the bottom dollar doesn't move, we expect you to leave — that's the deal. Ask us anything →
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